Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

Accurate.

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Heyyy Scituate! Where is everybody!?! #pshScituate


It’s horrible when your heart is somewhere your body is not.

flipphones:

the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down

SO RELEVANT TO THE PAST 15 MINUTES OF MY LIFE

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Oh heyy, guess I’m on tumblr a lot.  Too bad I never post anything. 

Oh heyy, guess I’m on tumblr a lot.  Too bad I never post anything. 



Das right.

Das right.

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Q
WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
A

I feel like it’s a three second dream I had of a small lizard when I was probably about 3 or 4.


Disney College Program Roommate Survey!

NAME: Gabby Lima
BIRTHDATE/AGE: October 6th, I’m 22.
HOMETOWN: Scituate, MA
MAJOR/MINOR: Spanish major, Education minor
CURRENT JOB: Academic Success Coach for Residential Life at UMass Amherst
FLYING IN OR DRIVING: Most likely flying
HOUSING PREFERENCES
ARRIVAL DATE: August 12th
BUILDING: Chatham Square
NUMBER OF ROOMMATES: No more than 5.
I COULD NOT LIVE WITH A ROOMMATE THAT: Is messy and mean!
LIFESTYLE STUFF
DO YOU DRINK? Not often
DO YOU SMOKE? No!
DO YOU LIKE TO PARTY? Sometimes. I typically prefer movie nights though 
MEDICAL CONDITIONS? Just mild asthma
MESSY OR TIDY? Tidy
DO YOU LIKE TO COOK? Yes but I don’t cook a lot. I wish I did!
NIGHT PERSON OR MORNING PERSON? I’m more of a night person.
ROOMMATE STUFF
FAVORITE CHORE? I LOVE organizing. I also like vacuuming and dusting haha
LEAST FAVORITE CHORE? Definitely cleaning the bathroom =/
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT SHARING? If you ask nicely than sure! As long as I get it back!
DO YOU SNORE? Haha, I don’t think so
WHAT TIME DO YOU USUALLY GO TO BED? It definitely depends, but usually around 11: 30.
WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP ON FREE DAYS? That also depends, but I tend to sleep in ‘til like 10: 30ish.
I PREFER TO SLEEP IN A ROOM THAT… is dark, quiet, and a little cool.
PERSONALITY STUFF
THREE WORDS THAT DESCRIBE YOU: Happy, organized, outgoing
ONE GOOD QUALITY: I get along with a wide variety of people
ONE BAD QUALITY: I don’t own a car 
FAVORITE BANDS/SINGERS: Nickel Creek, OneRepublic, Macklemore, Taylor Swift, Bruno Mars
FAVORITE TV SHOWS: The Big Bang Theory, Glee, VICTORiOUS, Disney Channel shows (…yeah, I know they used to be better)
FAVORITE MOVIES: The Hot Chick, Legally Blonde, anything Disney, Elf, Easy A
HOBBIES: Scrapbooking, hula-hooping, sunbathing =)
DISNEY STUFF
FAVORITE MOVIE: The Princess and the Frog
FAVORITE CHARACTER: Well that’s a tough one! I like a lot of characters, but Mickey has always been one of my favorites.
FAVORITE PRINCESS: Tiana <3
FAVORITE VILLAIN: Probably Ursula
FAVORITE PARK: Hollywood Studios!
FAVORITE RIDE: Expedition Everest
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN TO DISNEY? I went for the first time when I was 10. I went twice in high school and then I did the Disney College Program in 2011. So … a lot.
WHAT ARE YOU MOST EXCITED ABOUT AT DISNEY? EVERYTHING! I absolutely love Disney and I am happiest when I’m in the parks. I want to work there for a very long time.

I just got accepted to the Disney College Program.
......Again.